So… this happened.
omg
“Sam. Sam. You can’t adopt someone from a rival company”, Steve commented on the adorable sight of Falcon in an actual human sized bird’s nest that was inside Shield HQ.
“But, he was mistreated and has no where to go! Have you read Teen Titans lately!?”, Sam snapped back, petting his new young charge.
Bucky strolled up next to Steve, “I think he’s mad that Marvel decided to have the Captain America 2 movie be all about our friendship and having him sidelined as a minor character instead of a major character like in the comics.”
“THEY SAID HE WASN’T EVER ROBIN DESPITE AROUND 20 YEARS OF HIM BEING ROBIN!”, Falcon pulled the young Timothy Jackson Drake closer to himself in a hug.
Steve sighed and composed himself, “Well just make sure a hawk doesn’t get him!”
Across the giant room, in another human-sized bird’s nest, Hawkeye zeroed in on Red Robin, his new prey.
“If this ends up being an infestation of birds and bats, I’m not the one to clear them out”, Bucky muttered under his breath.(2 weeks later, Bucky wakes up to see an angry gun-toting guy in a motorcycle jacket and a red bat on his chest hanging on his ceiling.)
What is happening here
Oh god oh god oh god!!!!
TIM
You are so freakin’ cute!!!!
